Listen, Someone's Screaming In Agony-

Aristocrats Have Heirs; The Poor Have Children; The Rest Keep Dogs.

In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.

There Are Holes In The Sky Where The Rain Gets In, But They're Ever So Small That's Why Rain Is Thin.

My Father Had A Profound Influence On Me. He Was A Lunatic.

Money Can't Buy Friends, But You Can Get A Better Class Of Enemy.