Listen, The Weather Is Just

I'm A Tad Paranoid. I Think The Person In Front Of Me Is Following Me The Long Way Round.

It's Wrong To Discriminate Based On Skin Color When There Are So Many Other Reasons Not To Like Someone.

Their Offense Is Shakier Than Katherine Hepburn After An All-night Espresso Bender At Starbucks.

The World Is So Ass-backwards It Almost Makes You Wish You Were Dyslexic.

Lotto Fever Hit New York Again This Week, And Like The Old Saying Goes, 'you Gotta Be In It To Win It'... But First, You Gotta Have A Dead End Job So Pathetic You're Willing To Kill Five Hours Standing In Line For A 1 In 25 Million Chance.