Listen To What People Say

If I Want My Time Wasted, I'll Waste It Myself.

Too Timid To Talk Back, I Shot My Adversary.

I Am Forbidden Sugar, Fat, And Alcohol. So Hooray, I Guess, For Oatmeal, Lemon Juice, And Chicken Soup.

Masturbation Is A Democratic Pleasure, Practiced By Rich And Poor, Young And Old, Married And Single.

Our Vices Are Attempts To Combine Self-medication And Enjoyment.