Listening To Evanescence Makes Me

It's Hard To Be Happy For Someone When You Know Deep Down They'd Kill You If They Had The Chance.

If You Live Far Away From A Person You No Longer Want To Date Just Let Them Know That They Are Geographically Undesirable.

When People Refer To 'back In The Day,' It Was A Wednesday. Just A Little Fun Fact For You.

When I'm Looking For Hot Button Answers To Tough Questions, I Don't Look To Congressman Or My Mayor. I Say, 'what Would Miss U.s.a. Have To Say About This?'

There's Estrogen Running Through My Veins!