Living In The Past Is

Sometimes A 3-1 Favorite Loses. That's Why They Call It Gambling, And That's Why They Keep Flipping Over The Cards.

Men's Magazines Often Feature Pictures Of Naked Ladies. Women's Magazines Also Often Feature Pictures Of Naked Ladies. This Is Because The Female Body Is A Beautiful Work Of Art, While The Male Body Is Hairy And Lumpy And Should Not Be Seen By The Light Of Day.

On First Blush, Hold 'em Seems Like A Ridiculously Simple Game.

You're Not Allowed To Give Yourself A Nickname. This Holds True In Life As Well As In Poker.

Equilibrium Is Enjoyably Classy Trash.