Lots Of People Think That

I Really Thought I Wanted To Be A Musical-comedy Star, But I Lived In Phoenix And Didn't Want To Go All The Way To New York And Be That Far Away From Home. So I Thought Maybe I'd Be A Rock 'n' Roll Singer Or An Opera Singer.

I Knew I Wanted To Be A Performer And Do Comedy At 5 Years Old. My Dad's Wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, Was Boiling Water And She Goes, "what Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?" I Said, "a Comedian." And She Laughed And Laughed Because She Thought That Was The Cutest, Funniest Thing.

Gay Pride's Beautiful. If Somebody Needs To Be Expressing That, Then It's A Positive Thing.

Unfortunately, Most College Kids These Days Aren't Coming From Any Place-they Seem To Ask The Same Kind Of Questions Over And Over Again.

At Some Point, The Pride Has To Be A Part Of The Whole Day-to-day Oeuvre. It's Part Of Who You Are And Doesn't Need To Be Discussed Anymore.