Love, Arthur, Is A Poodle's

Philosophizing Is Simply One Way Of Being Afraid, A Cowardly Pretense That Doesn't Get You Anywhere.

Living, Just By Itself - What A Dirge That Is! Life Is A Classroom And Boredom's The Usher, There All The Time To Spy On You.

The Mind Is Satisfied With Phrased, But Not The Body, The Body Is More Fastidious, It Wants Muscles. A Body Always Tells The Truth, That's Why It's Usually Depressing And Disgusting To Look At.

To Philosophize Is Only Another Way Of Being Afraid And Leads Hardly Anywhere But To Cowardly Make-believe.

The Best Way To Make A Sort Of Peace, A Fragile Armistice To Be Sure, But Precious All The Same, With Men, Officers Or Not, Is To Let Them Bask And Wallow In Childish Self-glorification. There’s No Such Thing As Intelligent Vanity. It’s An Instinct. And You’ll Never Find A Man Who Is Not First And Formenost Vain. The Role Of Admiring Doormat Is About The Only One That One Man Is Glad To Tolerate In Another. With These Soldiers I Had No Need To Tax My Imagination.