Love For The Joy Of

Judging By The Vast Amount Of Cookbooks Printed And Sold In The United States One Would Think The American Woman A Fanatical Cook. She Isn't.

How Do You Know Love Is Gone? If You Said That You Would Be There At Seven And You Get There By Nine, And He Or She Has Not Called The Police Yet - It's Gone.

Once A Woman Has Forgiven Her Man, She Must Not Reheat His Sins For Breakfast.

H Is For Hardware Store: I'd Rather Go To The Hardware Store Than The Opera. And I Like The Opera.

[on Las Vegas:] I Love That Town. No Clocks. No Locks. No Restrictions.