Love Is A Letter On

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night Thinking About All The Dumb Things I Do Every Day... If I Live To Be Eighty And I Do Ten Dumb Things Each Day... That Would Be About Two Hundred And Ninety Thousand Dumb Things... When You Add Up All The Dumb Things You Do, It's Best To Use Round Figures.

When No One Loves You, You Have To Pretend That Everyone Loves You.

That's The Only Dog I Know Who Can Smell Someone Just Thinking About Food.

Snoopy Didn't Start Off Being A Beagle. It's Just That 'beagle' Is A Funny Word.

It Was A Dark And Stormy Night. Suddenly, A Shot Rang Out! A Door Slammed. The Maid Screamed. Suddenly, A Pirate Ship Appeared On The Horizon! While Millions Of People Were Starving, The King Lived In Luxury. Meanwhile, On A Small Farm In Kansas, A Boy Was Growing Up.