Love Looks Forward, Hate Looks

If Only We Could Be Old And Sick While We're Still Young And Healthy Enough To Put Up With It!

It's Hard To Feel Middle-aged, Because How Can You Tell How Long You Are Going To Live?

Women Gather Together To Wear Silly Hats, Eat Dainty Food, And Forget How Unresponsive Their Husbands Are. Men Gather To Talk Sports, Eat Heavy Food, And Forget How Demanding Their Wives Are. Only Where Children Gather Is There Any Real Chance Of Fun.

When Their Children Fail To Charm Others, Few Parents Can Stay Neutral.

The Young Are Generally Full Of Revolt, And Are Often Pretty Revolting About It.