Love Means Never Having To

You Can Change The World. Please Don't Do That, Ok? Some Of Us Like The Way Things Are Going Now.

Sir, Pay No Attention To The People Who Say The Glass Is Half Empty, Because 32% Means It's 2/3 Empty. There's Still Some Liquid In That Glass Is My Point, But I Wouldn't Drink It. The Last Third Is Usually Backwash. (said To President Bush At The White House Correspondents Dinner)

Republicans Will Need To Work Hard To Capture The Latino Vote Instead Of Their Current Strategy Of Capturing Latinos.

I Don't Get Why The Government Is The Only One That Gets To Print Money.

Mentioning Jesus In Your Speech: Small Government. Doing What Jesus Asked: Big Government.