Making Good Records Tastes Good

I Had Found The Runaways And I Had Seen Foxes, And I Decided I Was Just Gonna Become A Juvie, Like Cherie Currie.

I Need The Gays At The Shows. If I Don't Have The Gays, I Just Go Nuts, Because They Always Know Every Word And They're The Best Core Audience You Can Have.

I Surrounded Myself With Women When I Was Growing Up Because I Had This Horrible Psycho Father. Now I'm Trying To Really Appreciate And Like Men More.

But, You Know, All Good Rock Is Easy.

When I See 16 Year-olds Waiting For Me, I Just Want To Spank Them And Give Them Guitars And Tell Them To Start Bands. It's A Bummer That Girls Have To Respond To Rock Artists Sexually Instead Of, Like, 'wow, Me Too!'.