Making Love To Your Wife

All Geniuses Die Young.

A Cigar Makers Organization Once Said That I Was The Most Famous Cigar Smoker In The World. I Dont Know If Thats True, But Once While Visiting Havana, I Went To A Cigar Factory. There Were Four Hundred People There Rolling Cigars, And When They Saw Me, They All Stood Up And Applauded.

I Can See You In The Kitchen Bending Over A Hot Stove, And I Can't See The Stove

Hey, When I Said Work Fast, I Didn't Mean Your Friend, I Meant The Maid.

Sir, Are You Trying To Offer Me A Bribe? How Much