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I Enjoy Reality As Much As The Next Man. It's Just That In My Case, Fortunately, Reality Includes A Good Stiff Belt Every Now And Then.

I Make Two Movies A Year To Take Care Of The Butcher And The Baker And The School Fees. Then I Try To Write, But It's Not That Easy. Acting Is What's Easy.

Champagne Offers A Minimum Of Alcohol And A Maximum Of Companionship.

This Is A Terrible Confession To Make, But After I Left The Army I Had A Number Of Things To Try. I Had A Great Conceit To Think That If All Else Failed I Could Always Go To Hollywood. So When All Else Did Fail I Really Went To Hollywood. And Then I Found Out How Wrong I Was.

Ultra Competitive People Who Always Need To Win End Up Enjoying Things Less.