Man Consists Of Two Parts,

I Work All The Time Because It's A Great Distraction And It Keeps Me From Sitting Home And Obsessing Morbidly.

Honey, There's A Spider In Your Bathroom The Size Of A Buick.

I Like Writing. It Keeps My Mind Off Grim Subjects. It's Therapeutic In The Same Way A Patient In An Institution Is Given Fingerpaints.

What Do I Dislike About Death? Must Be The Hours.

Some Drink Deeply From The River Of Knowledge. Others Only Gargle.