Mark Twain Cannot Be Defined.

There's No Good Guys And Bad Guys.

Death Ends A Life. But It Doesn't End A Relationship.

We Don't Have Truth Delivered To Us Very Often, Especially In This Very Commercialized World.

I Think I May Drop Dead On The Stage Someday. I Hate To Think Of It. But It's Getting Tough On Me, The Travel. The Show, I Somehow Manage To Rise Up To It, You Know. But I Have No Desire To Retire.

I Don't Have A Director. The Audience Directs Me.