Mark Twain's Roughing It Is

Bugs Is Who We Want To Be. Daffy Is Who We Are.

Anyone Can Say 'no'. It Is The First Word A Child Learns And Often The First Word He Speaks. It Is A Cheap Word Because It Requires No Explanation, And Many Men And Women Have Acquired A Reputation For Intelligence Who Know Only This Word And Have Used It In Place Of Thought On Every Occasion.

Eschew The Ordinary, Disdain The Commonplace. If You Have A Single-minded Need For Something, Let It Be The Unusual, The Esoteric, The Bizarre, The Unexpected.

I Have Come To Know Bugs So Well That I No Longer Have To Think About What He Is Doing In Any Situation. I Let The Part Of Me That Is Bugs Come To The Surface, Knowing, With Regret, That I Can Never Match His Marvelous Confidence.

I'm Still Astonished That Somebody Would Offer Me A Job And Pay Me To Do What I Wanted To Do.