Marriage Is Just An Elaborate

People Often Ask Me, "what's The Difference Between Couplehood And Babyhood?" In A Word? Moisture. Everything In My Life Is Now More Moist. Between Your Spittle, Your Diapers, Your Spit-up And Drool, You Got Your Baby Food, Your Wipes, Your Formula, Your Leaky Bottles, Sweaty Baby Backs, And Numerous Other Untraceable Sources-all Creating An Ever-present Moistness In My Life, Which Heretofore Was Mainly Dry.

She Kind Of Reminds One Of Helen. There's Something Very Similar About Elizabeth Perkins.

In The Original Draft I Was 27 And Peter Was 55 In The Script. That's Not The Same As A Guy In His 40s And A Dad In The End Of His 70s. It's A Different Point In Both Our Lives.

You Know What? The Obvious Is Obvious For A Reason.

When You Get Busy, The Priorities Change. In Your Twenties, You Hang Out With Who You Were In School With. Then You Grow Up And You Hang Out With The People You're Playing Ball With, Things You Like Doing With. When You Get Married, It Changes A Bit And You Lose Some Friends, Or You Gain Other Friends. You Gain Couple-y Friends. It Changes Again When You Have Children, And Then When Your Children Are The Focus Of Your Life.