Marriage Is Like Pleading Guilty

To Escape Jury Duty In England, Wear A Bowler Hat And Carry A Copy Of The Daily Telegraph.

Hell Must Be A Place Where You Are Only Allowed To Read What You Agree With.

Success Is Good For The Character.

I Don't Think You Ever Feel A Success Really Because Everything Could Always Be Done Better Than You've Done It.

The Freedom To Make A Fortune On The Stock Exchange Has Been Made To Sound More Alluring Than Freedom Of Speech.