Marriage Is The Chief Cause

There's One Thing I Always Wanted To Do Before I Quit... Retire!

Why Don't You Bore A Hole In Yourself And Let The Sap Run Out?

I Think Women Are Sexy When They Got Some Clothes On. And If Later They Take Them Off Then You've Triumphed. Somebody Once Said It's What You Dont See You're Interested In, And This Is True.

The Husband Who Wants A Happy Marriage Should Learn To Keep His Mouth Shut And His Checkbook Open.

Humor Is Reason Gone Mad.