Marriages Don't Last. When I

Halloween Was Confusing. All My Life My Parents Said, "never Take Candy From Strangers." And Then They Dressed Me Up And Said, "go Beg For It." I Didn't Know What To Do. I'd Knock On People's Doors And Go, "trick Or Treat."

My New Dress. Do You Like It? It's From My Favorite Designer, On Sale.

I Admire The Pope. I Have A Lot Of Respect For Anyone Who Can Tour Without An Album.

Men Love To Be The First To Read The Newspaper In The Morning. Not Being The First Is Upsetting To Their Psyches.

If A Man Prepares Dinner For You And The Salad Contains Three Or More Types Of Lettuce, He Is Serious.