May You Live As Long

There Will Never Be A Better Time To Start Quitting Smoking Than Today

An Able Man Shows His Spirit By Gentle Words And Resolute Actions.

If You Can Once Engage People's Pride, Love, Pity, Ambition On Your Side, You Need Not Fear What Their Reason Can Do Against You.

In The Ordinary Course Of Things, How Many Succeed In Society Merely By Virtue Of Their Manners, While Others, However Meritorious, Fail Through Lack Of Them? After All, It's Only Barbarians Who Wear Uncut Precious Stones.

Sex: The Pleasure Is Momentary, The Position Ridiculous, And The Expense Damnable.