Maybe I Need Some Rehab,

Somebody Sent Me Their Tooth, Which I Now Wear As An Earring. It's A Molar, I Think. I Love It When People Send Me Body Parts.

I Like Vintage A Lot.

It's Not Acceptable To Torture People For Being Themselves.

Go Insane Go Insane, Throw Some Glitter, Make It Rain...!

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine. And When I Make Out With A Dude Who Has A Beard - Who Are The Only Kinds Of Dudes I Make Out With - Then My Glitter Gets Stuck In Their Beards, And Then No Other Chick Will Make Out With Them For At Least Three Days.