Maybe You Guys Will Get

Our Party Has Been Accused Of Fooling The Public By Calling Tax Increases 'revenue Enhancement'. Not So. No One Was Fooled

The Other Day The President Said, I Know You've Had Some Rough Times, And I Want To Do Something That Will Show The Nation What Faith That I Have In You, In Your Maturity And Sense Of Responsibility. He Paused, Then Said, Would You Like A Puppy?

Who Would Have Predicted... That Dubcek, Who Brought The Tanks In In Czechoslovakia In 1968 Is Now Being Proclaimed A Hero In Czechoslovakia. Unbelievable.

You Couldn't Even Prove The White House Staff Sane Beyond A Reasonable Doubt. When I Was Born I Was So Surprised I Didn't Talk For A Year And A Half. I Am Not Part Of The Problem. I Am A Republican.

It Is Not Death That I'm Apparently Now Succumbing To, But The Rapid Diminishment Of Lifeforce From This Body Of Mine.