Me And My Dad Used

My Daughters Been Picked Up So Many Times She's Starting To Grow Handles

When I Was Born The Doctor Took One Look At My Face, Turned Me Over And Said, "look, Twins!"

I Tell Ya, My Wife's A Lousy Cook. After Dinner, I Don't Brush My Teeth. I Count Them.

Men Who Do Things Without Being Told Draw The Most Wages.

My Mom Took Me To A Dog Show And I Won!!