Me And Nature Are Two.

I Learned A Few Things On My Own Since, And Modified Some Of The Things He Taught Me, But Everything, Unequivocally, That I Learned About Comedy Writing I Learned From Danny Simon.

The Government Is Unresponsive To The Needs Of The Little Man. Under 5' 7", It Is Impossible To Get Your Congressman On The Phone.

If There Is Reincarnation, I'd Like To Come Back As Warren Beatty's Fingertips.

Those Who Can't Do, Teach. And Those Who Can't Teach, Teach Gym.

I Can Levitate Birds. No One Cares.