Meat Eaten Without Either Mirth

A Fool's Wild Speech Confounds The Wise.

Chess Is A Sad Waste Of Brains.

Mellow Nuts Have The Hardest Rind.

What Is A Diary As A Rule? A Document Useful To The Person Who Keeps It. Dull To The Contemporary Who Reads It And Invaluable To The Student, Centuries Afterwards, Who Treasures It.

The Misery Of Keeping A Dog Is His Dying So Soon. But, To Be Sure, If He Lived For Fifty Years And Then Died, What Would Become Of Me?