Men Always Fall For Frigid

Let The World Know You As You Are, Not As You Think You Should Be.

For Ten Thousand Dollars, I'd Endorse An Opium Pipe.

Anyone Who Can't Say Blank Is Deceitful.

Being A Funny Person Does An Awful Lot Of Things To You. You Feel That You Mustn't Get Serious With People. They Don't Expect It From You, And They Don't Want To See It. You're Not Entitled To Be Serious, You're A Clown, And They Only Want You To Make Them Laugh.

I've Done Everything In The Theatre Except Marry A Property Man.