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If Your Husband Has Difficulty Getting To Sleep, The Words 'we Need To Talk About Our Relationship' May Help.

When A Woman Tries On Clothing From Her Closet That Feels Tight, She Will Assume She Has Gained Weight. When A Man Tries Something From His Closet That Feels Tight, He Will Assume The Clothing Has Shrunk.

I Had No Desire To Be A Stand-up Comic Until I Decided To Do It.

Men Accept Compliments Much Better Than Women Do. Example: "mitch, You Look Great." Mitch: "thanks." On The Other Side: "ruth, You Look Great." Ruth: "i Do? Must Be The Lighting."

Individuality In Dressing Is Not Important To Men. If They All Look Alike It Means They Haven't Made A Mistake.