Men Date. Women Have Relationships.

Everyday Is A New Beginning And A Chance To Blow It.

The Story Of A Mother's Life: Trapped Between A Scream And A Hug.

Mothers Send Strips To Daughters To Make A Point. Daughters Smack Strips Down On The Breakfast Table To Make A Point. My Own Mom Sometimes Cuts A Strip Out And Sends It To Me To Make Sure I Understand Her.

A Young Bride Can Put On Makeup At 6 In The Morning And Look Fabulous At Midnight. I Have About A 15-minute Window Where I Actually Look Good, And Then I Have To Wash My Face And Start Over.

I've Found It's Better To Talk To The Machine And Hang Up If I Get The Person.