Men Don't Get Cellulite. God

I'm Not Sure If My Husband Is Going To Be There When I Actually Have The Baby. He Said The Only Way He's Going To Be In The Room When There's A Delivery Is If There's A Pizza Involved.

If You Like Easygoing, Monogamous Men, Stay Away From Billionaires.

I Work For Myself, Which Is Fun. Except When I Call In Sick, I Know I'm Lying.

I Love Being Married. It's So Great To Find That One Special Person You Want To Annoy For The Rest Of Your Life.

Men Are Sensitive In Strange Ways. If A Man Has Built A Fire And The Last Log Does Not Burn, He Will Take It Personally.