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You Could Be The Mega Mage Of Wizards. You Could Rule Minionfire. Do You Really Think So?' Yeah, But You'd Have To Make A Deal With The Wood Elves.' I Don't Like The Wood Elves.' They're Okay. They're Misunderstood.

My Spanish Is Limited To Burrito And Taco.

God's A Busy Guy. He Don't Have Time To Micromanage. What Are The Chances He Heard That? It's Early In The Morning. He's Probably Having Breakfast With Mrs. God.

I Am Not Menopausal. I Just Wanted Half An Hour Alone. Is That Too Much To Ask? A Crappy Half Hour!

Has It Ever Occurred To You That You Might Be Delusional?' That's What The Psychiatrist Said, But I Think He's Wrong. There's An Evil Flying Pizza Out There, And It's Got Brenda's Name On It.