Men Ruin Themselves Headlong For

Your Tears Come Easy, When You're Young, And Beginning The World. Your Tears Come Easy, When You're Old, And Leaving It. I Burst Out Crying.

What Lurking Temptations To Forbidden Tenderness Find Their Finding-places In A Woman's Dressing-gown, When She Is Alone In Her Room At Night!

I Used To Attend Scientific Experiments When I Was A Girl At School. They Invariably Ended In An Explosion. If Mr. Jennings Will Be So Very Kind, I Should Like To Be Warned Of The Explosion This Time. With A View To Getting It Over, If Possible, Before I Go To Bed.

If I Ever Meet With The Man Who Fulfills My Ideal, I Shall Make It A Condition Of The Marriage Settlement, That I Am To Have Chocolate Under The Pillow.

There Are Three Things That None Of The Young Men Of The Present Generation Can Do.they Can't Sit Over Their Wine;they Can't Play At Wist;and They Can't Pay A Lady A Compliment.