Men Who Write Love Letters

Men Do Cry, But Only When Assembling Furniture.

If You Like Easygoing, Monogamous Men, Stay Away From Billionaires.

Wives Are People Who Think It's Against The Law Not To Answer The Phone When It Rings.

Men Forget Everything; Women Remember Everything. That's Why Men Need Instant Replay In Sports. They've Already Forgotten What's Happened.

I Can See Close Up And My Husband Can See Far Away, So We're Covered. He Tells Me Who's In The Movie And I Tell Him What's In His Sandwich. Together We're Human Bifocals.