Men Will Now Get Up

Men Like To Barbecue. Men Will Cook If Danger Is Involved.

Buying Something On Sale Is A Very Special Feeling. In Fact, The Less I Pay For Something, The More It Is Worth To Me.

Men Would Like Monogamy Better If It Sounded Less Like Monotony.

Women Are More Accommodating. If A Woman Drinks The Last Glass Of Apple Juice In The Refrigerator, She'll Make More Apple Juice. If A Man Drinks The Last Glass Of Apple Juice, He'll Just Put Back The Empty Container.

I Love Being Married. It's So Great To Find That One Special Person You Want To Annoy For The Rest Of Your Life.