Mick Jagger's Lips' So Big,

Are You Driving With Your Eyes Open? Or Are You, Like, Using "the Force"?

Over The Past 50 Years Bob Hope Employed 88 Joke Writers Who Supplied Him With More Than One Million Gags, And He Still Couldn't Make Me Laugh.

I Took My Portrait That Kaufman Did Of Me Home From The Saturday Night Live Tv Set.

It Is As Big A Mistake To Turn Down A Good Shot As It Is To Take A Bad One

Anything You Have To Acquire A Taste For Was Not Meant To Be Eaten.