Mine's A Pretty Simple Strategy:

I Made Simon Cowell Look Stupid Once. He Is Terrified Of Presenting So I Gave Him The Microphone And Walked Away. He Hates Interviewing People It Means The Focus Is Off Him.

Failure? Scared To Death Of It.

If I Don't Wear Something For A Year, I Give It Away.

Fortunately For Me, I'm In This Unique Business Of Not Singing, Not Dancing, Not Performing - Just Kind Of Being There.

Bicycles Are The New Rollerblades, Talentless Is The New Talented, And I'm In Hog Heaven.