Minnesota Has A Proud Tradition

The Medicare Part D Prescription Drug Bill, Which Might Be The Most Corrupt Piece Of Legislation In History, Was A Huge Giveaway Of Taxpayer Funds To The Big Pharmaceutical Companies.

Asking The Question Whether The Mainstream Media Has A Liberal Or Conservative Bias Is Like Asking Whether Al Qaeda Uses Too Much Oil In Their Hummus. I Might Think They Use A Little Bit Too Much Oil; Some People Might Think It's A Little Dry. But The Problem With Al Qaeda Is They Want To Kill Us. And The Problem With The Mainstream Media Is That It Has These Other Biases That Are Much More Important.

Google Might Be Doping The Horses.

We Love America Just As Much As They Do. But In A Different Way. You See, They Love America Like A 4-year-old Loves His Mommy. Liberals Love America Like Grown-ups. To A 4-year-old, Everything Mommy Does Is Wonderful And Anyone Who Criticizes Mommy Is Bad. Grown-up Love Means Actually Understanding What You Love, Taking The Good With The Bad And Helping Your Loved One Grow.

You Know, Lincoln Was Funny. I Don't Think F.d.r. Was Very Funny. But Lincoln Was Funny. Lincoln Was Really Funny. But I Think You Should Get Elected First, And Then Show That You're Funny.