Mirror That Lies, Mirror That

Pack Your Bags, We're Going On A Guilt Trip!

It Takes Just As Little Time To See The Positive Side Of Life As It Does The Negative Side.

People Who Think Too Much Before They Act Don't Act Too Much.

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus. It's That Kind Of Morning.

I Can Only Say The First Thing That Pops Into My Mind Is I Remember, Years Ago, Seeing Kind Of A Has-been Country Singer Working - When I First Moved To Nashville - In A Bar In A Holiday Inn.