Money Cannot Buy You Happiness,

Be Open Minded, But Not So Open Minded That Your Brains Fall Out.

Budget: A Way Of Going Broke Methodically

Some Day There Will Have To Be Some New Rules Established About Name-calling. I Don't Mean The Routine Cursing That Goes On Between Husband And Wife, But The Naming Of Defenseless, Unsuspecting Babies.

I Was Born At A Very Early Age. Before I Had Time To Regret It, I Was Four And A Half Years Old.

In France, For Example, It Is Not Unusual For A Husband To Have A Wife And A Mistress. However, If In Addition To These Two He's Also Having A Fling With A Fringe Tootsie, Both The Wife And The Mistress Are Outraged And The Combination Lover, Husband, And Cheat May Well Wind Up With A Large French Bread Knife Between His Ribs.