Money Frees You From Doing

My Plans Are Still In Embryo, A Town On The Edge Of Wishful Thinking.

Most Young Women Do Not Welcome Promiscuous Advances. (either That, Or My Luck's Terrible.)

A Thing That Has Always Baffled Me About Women Is That They Will Saturate Themselves With A Pint Of Perfume, A Pound Of Sachet Powder, An Evil-smelling Lip Rouge, A Peculiar-smelling Hair Ointment And A Half-dozen Varieties Of Body Oils, And Then Have The Effrontery To Complain Of The Aroma Of A Fine Dollar Cigar.

Before You Speak, Make Certain You Have Something Worthwhile To Say.

Remember, The Grass Is Always Greener Where You Don't Happen To Be The Neighbor.