Moral: It All Depends.

Never Try To Get Into Society, So-called. Those Who Try Seldom Get In, And If They Do Edge Through The Portals They Always Feel Clammy And Unworthy When Under The Scrutiny Of The Elect. Sit Outside And Appear Indifferent, And After A While They May Sent For You. If Not, It Will Be Money In Your Pocket.

The Shorter The Hours, The Larger The Income. Don't Get Into The Habit Of Putting In Long Hours Or You May Be Set Down Into A Permanent Subordinate Position.

One Smell Of Brimstone Makes The Whole World Kin.

If It Were Not For The Presents, An Elopement Would Be Preferable.

As The Twig Is Bent The Tree Is Inclined.