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It Is A Sin To Believe Evil Of Others But It Is Seldom A Mistake.

This Is The Big Reason Most Humorists Fail. Drunks Don't Read Books.

Thank You, Dear God, For This Good Life And Forgive Us If We Do Not Love It Enough. Thank You For The Rain. And For The Chance To Wake Up In Three Hours And Go Fishing: I Thank You For That Now, Because I Won't Feel So Thankful Then.

God Is A Great Humorist. He Just Has A Slow Audience To Work With.

They Say Such Nice Things About People At Their Funerals That It Makes Me Sad That I'm Going To Miss Mine By Just A Few Days.