Most Men Would Rather Be

Economy Is A Savings-bank, Into Which Men Drop Pennies, And Get Dollars In Return.

If You Would Make Yourself Agreeable Wherever You Go, Listen To The Grievances Of Others But Never Relate Your Own.

I Hate To Be A Kicker, I Always Long For Peace, But The Wheel That Does The Squeaking, Is The One That Gets The Grease.

The Best Medicine I Know For Rheumatism Is To Thank The Lord That It Ain't Gout.

There Is A Sort Of Charm In Ugliness, If The Person Has Some Redeeming Qualities And Is Only Ugly Enough.