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Of Course, I Peed My Pants, Everyone My Age Pees Their Pants. It's The Coolest.

Like Every Other Rich Asshole, I Have A Cook And He's In My Trailer Making Food All The Time.

The Canteen Boy, The Reason You Feel Bad For Him And You Can Laugh Is Because He, And I Guess A Lot Of My Characters, They Don't Notice They're Getting Made Fun Of. So They'll Say Something Back That's Not That Great A Quip, But In Their Mind They Won The Argument.

I Was Just A Young Guy Who Was Excited To Become A Comedian And An Actor And I Just Wanted To Get To Do What I Got To Do.

The Only Reason I Got Into Stand-up Was Because My Brother Told Me To. I Had No Idea What I Was Going To Do With My Life. I Was 17 And My Brother Went To A Comedy Club And He Said - You Can Do That.