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My Dad Worked Every Day. I Didn't Get Into Show Business To Work Every Day. So The Fact That Most Days I Get To Like, Spend Really Good Time With My Kids - That's What Success Is To Me.

I've Remade A Few Movies And They All Have One Thing In Common: Great Endings. If You're Going To Remake Something, Make Sure That Ending Is Tight. It's A Little Less Challenging, If You Have A Great Ending. If You Don't Have A Great Ending, Don't Remake The Movie.

Only Dumb People Try To Impress Smart People. Smart People Just Do What They Do.

You Don't Pay Taxes; They Take Them From Your Check. That's Not A Payment - That's A 'jack.

No, I Want Big Ol' Titties In My Face!