Most Things In Here Don't

She Didn't Strike Me As A "crossword In Ink" Kind Of Girl

Collaboration On A Book Is The Ultimate Unnatural Act.

Anti-catholicism Is The Last Respectable Prejudice. You Can't Hate Black People Anymore, Of Course, And You Can't Hate Homosexuals Anymore, But You Can Hate All The Catholics You Want.

"literature" Is Written Material That, 100 Years After The Death Of The Author, Is Forced Upon High School Students.

Ice Hockey Is The Closest Thing To Religion Permitted By The Soviet Union.