Movies Are An Expensive Business.

I Never Wanted To Be A Director.

I've Been To Many Funerals Of Funny People, And They're Some Of The Funniest Days You'll Ever Have, Because The Emotions Run High.

Steven Spielberg Seems To Have Wanted To Be A Director From 13. He Put His Dog In A Certain Position And Made Him Eat At Four O'clock. He Liked To Direct It. But, To Me, Directing Is Tedious. Especially If You're Acting In It. And I'm Inherently Lazy.

I'm Not Interesting Enough On My Own That You'd Want To See A Film About Me.

There's Always The Standard Six People You Can Hire That Have Played All These Villains In Hollywood. Instinctively, When They Come On Screen, You Know What's Going To Happen. You Don't Know The Story, But You Know What They Do.