Mtv Is To Music As

I Don't Know If Watching Chaz Bono Will Turn Your Kids Into Transsexuals, But I'm Pretty Sure That Letting Them Watch Keith Ablow Will Turn Them Into Assholes

I Hammer On A Theme Until I'm Tired Of It And The Audience Is Tired Of It.

My Favorite Health Club Is The International House Of Pancakes

I'm Constantly In Fear Of Having A Stroke.

I Went To New Zealand This Year, And, Whew Man, I Know A Lot Of People Want To Go There. But Let Me Just Tell You, It's 22 Hours By Plane. So, If You Have The Opportunity, Don't.