Mummy, I Woke Today And

I Am Available For Children's Parties, By The Way.

I've Had Seven Balls Of Light Come Off A Ufo...explain To Me Telepathically We Are All One And There's No Such Thing As Death.

We Are The Facilitators Of Our Own Creative Evolution.

On The Theft Of His Material By Denis Leary: "i Have A Scoop For You. I Stole His Act. I Camouflaged It With Punchlines, And To Really Throw People Off, I Did It Before He Did."

I Can't Watch Tv Longer Than Five Minutes Without Praying For Nuclear Holocaust.